Doctor! I called Dr. Lebowitz @ NYU today, just wonderin' if he might be working on a Sunday. He wasn't but an operator picked up and said I should just go into the ER. "For a sinus infection?" I asked and she said yes.
Not bloody likely Ms. I'll suffer one more day of this and go tomorrow during my lunch break, I'm afraid the infection is spreading and all the stress of life is making it worse, oh modern medicine help me out.
This Time Tomorrow - The Kinks of course... That ought to be on any decent bar's jukebox.